Comedy Think Tank

Monday, June 12, 2006


My two-year old has been potty-trained for a while now. However, she occasionally will have little set backs. One day, I saw her doing an uncomfortable dance. I asked her, “Maddie, did you pee your pants?”
She responded, “No silly daddy, I’m not wearing pants. I peed in my dress.”

I had to do a bit of traveling this last weekend. I called home to talk to my family. My four-year-old boy got on the phone. “Dad, we went to Lagoon (the local amusement park.” He was really excited.
“What did you do there?” I asked.
“We went on the train. And the music ride. That was really fast . . . And I screamed like a girl.”